Hello.

I started a blog and it is fantastic. I love it. I can't wait until my blog is a great blog. One with blonde curls and a big stupid toothy grin and, and, words. Yes. My blog will have words. Like, big words. Latin words. No. Germanic words. Yes. My blog will have Germanic words. And, and. And once in a while I'm going to, like, put political shit on it. And I'll be all like, "fuck this politician! She's an asshole!" And, and. "And shits all fucked up! And, like, there was a riot! FUCK!" And, and. And, like, "they are building a fucking condo on Main Avenue at Main Street!" And, like, politicians on a national scale wont give a shit, but the local ones will, and they'll be all, like, "man! FUCK THAT BLOG!" And I'll be, like, "NO! YOU FUCKIN' LOST! HAAHAHAH! I FUCKIN' TOTALLY LOST THAT ELECTION FOR YOU! EPIC FAIL!"

I don't know where this is going. But for you, the public, the people who pay for my baby's sugar, I will coordinate, I will be sterilized, and I will eternally curse the glow from that screen.

Here is the straight shit:

www.myspace.com/theawfullotmusic

I sing and play guitar in The Awful Lot. It is a god damn mess. We just recorded 4 songs with Adam Myatt at Sharkbite Studios in Oakland and are playing shows. Here is what happened at our last show.



FUCKING FIREWORKS AND ROCK AND ROLLLLLLLL.



YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.



BIG FIREWORK DADDY KONGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.



BUMMED OUT CHIXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX.



BIG DADDY KEGSTANDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.



TIDY FUCKLEBERRY KEGSTANDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.



DOMESTIC VIOLENCEEEEEEEE. MAX V. SARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA



ALL OUT FUCKING ANARCHYYYYYYYYYYY. MAX V. SARA V. JOHNNY P V. ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII.



ALL OUT FUCKING ANARCHYYYYY ROUND 2: POSE FOR THE CAMERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.



LITTLE GUYS ARE TUCKERED OUT FROM JETLAG? FUCK NO! FROM ANARCHYYYYYYYYY.



ADAM SPINS DYLAN. "BIG DADDY" AND "BOB DYLAN" ARE MIRROR IMAGES! WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!??!?!



PABLO IS THE GATEKEEPERRRRRRRRRRR.

Goodnight Oakland. America is now more corrupt than the founding fathers could ever imagine. The Awful Lot brings the rawkus.

B. Hamilton, James and Evander are taking on Ryan Parks' songs. The record will be out at the end of summer. I will use this space as a portal for the IMMORTALLLLLLLLLL. I mean, uh, all bedroom demos and other nonsense will be published here.

I saw Mayor Dellums get eatin' by a cougar, what time is it in Bangkok?, and exactly how sure are you that we aren't on a frozen ocean?: Hello.

-B. Hamilton
www.myspace.com/theawfullotmusic (The Awful Lot)
www.myspace.com/northernosoutherly (no's)
www.myspace.com/recordedmusic (Land)